RUSHING! KILLER SPAM SCAM PORN FLOOD APPROACHING!

Hold on tight, folks, because a massive tidal wave of spam is about to explode down on your inbox. We're talking horrendous amounts of scammy emails packed with gross porn. These bastards are trying to cheat you out of your hard-earned dollars, so be totally vigilant. Don't click on any images in these emails, and flag them immediately. Stay saf